*Novanator

Pairings
Because I have that kind of time.
Totally stole the idea from *Luffy-kun.
Flames will be poked and laughed at.

Naruto
Naruto/Sakura
Pein(Nagato)/Konan
Shikamaru/Ino(or Temari, I'm cool either way.)
Kiba/Hinata
Sai/Ino(Very and I mean VERY slightly.)
Jiraiya/Tsunade
Kakashi/Anko
Asuma/Kurenai
Suigetsu/Karin

Against...
Naruto/Hinata(Not enough development. Millions of shitty fanfics wont change that.)
Sasuke/Sakura(Part two has destroyed it's possibility beyond repair...)
Any Yaoi/Yuri/Incest/Crack(There's like two I can stomach. The rest? Unbearable.)
(I don't support any Sasuke pairings because I think he'll die before the series ends)

Bleach
Ichigo/Rukia
Ishida/Orihime(barely)
Kisuke/Yoruichi
Toushiro/Momo
Gin/Ranginku

Against...
Ichigo/Orihime(I hate Orihime. She annoys me to no end...)
Renji/Rukia(I won't deny it's possible, but I just don't like it)

Fruits Basket
Kyo/Tohru
Yuki/Machi(Even if it was way too predictable...)
Hatsuharu/Rin
Hiro/Kisa
Hatori/Mayu
Kureno/Arisa
Ayame/Mine
Shigure/Akito
Kazuma/Kyoko

Against...
Yuki/Tohru(I've always hated it. I was so relived it never became canon)

Gundam SEED(Destiny)
Kira/Lacus
Athrun/Cagalli
Shinn/Stellar(She died. So what?)
Dearka/Miriallia
Mu/Murrue

Against...
Kira/Flay(I was crying tears of joy when she died)
Shinn/Lunamaria(Luna fucking pisses me off)
Athrun/Meyrin(I hate the mere possibility of a relationship between them...)

(As far as I'm concerned Destiny NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.)

Inuyasha
Inuyasha/Kagome
Miroku/Sango
Sesshomaru/Kagura(Meh...)
Kouga/Ayame

Yu-Gi-Oh!(GX)
Yugi/Anzu
Jounouchi/Mai
Seto/Shizuka
Judai/Asuka

Others
Ah! My Goddess - Keiichi/Belldandy
Black Cat -Train/Rinslet
Chobits - Hideki/Chii
Chrono Crusade - Chrono/Rosette
Code Geass - Lelouch/C.C.
Code Geass - Suzaku/Kallen
Code Geass - Ohgi/Viletta
Cowboy Bebop - Spyke/Faye
D.N.Angel - Daisuke/Riku
D.N.Angel - Satoshi/Risa
Darker Than BLACK - Hei/Amber
DearS - Takeya/Ren(I LOATHE Miu...)
Death Note - Light/Misa
Elfen Lied - Kouta/Lucy(She killed his family. So what?)
Eureka Seven - Dominic/Anemone
Eureka Seven - Holland/Talho
Fate/Stay Night - Shirou/Saber
Final Fantasy VII - Cloud/Tifa
Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Tidus/Yuna
Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Gippal/Rikku
Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Barelai/Paine
Full Metal Panic! - Sousuke/Kaname
Fullmetal Alchemist - Edward/Winry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Roy/Riza
Galaxy Angel - Takuto/Milfuelle
Galaxy Angel - Lester/Ranpha
Kingdom Hearts - Sora/Kairi
Kingdom Hearts - Roxas/Namine
Love Hina - Keitaro/Naru
Mai-HiME - Yuichi/Mai
Negima! - Negi/Asuna
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Shinji/Rei
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Kaoru/Asuka(I don't know why...)
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Kaji/Misato
Ouran Host Club - Tamaki/Haruhi
Pokemon - Ash/Misty
Rumbling Hearts(Kimi ga Nozomu Eien) - Takayuki/Mitsuki(*Shot*)
Ruroni Kenshin - Kenshin/Kaoru
Ruroni Kenshin - Sanosuke/Megumi
Scrapped Princess - Leon/Pacifica
Scrapped Princess - Chris/Winia
Shaman King - Yoh/Anna
Teen Titans - Beast Boy/Raven
Tenchi Muyo(Universe/in Tokyo) - Tenchi/Ryoko(Ayaka must die a painful death)
Tenjou Tenge - Souichirou/Aya
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World - Takeru/Hikari
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World - Ryou/Akari
Trigun - Vash/Meryl
Trigun - Wolfwood/Milly
Tsubasa Chronicle - Syaoran/Sakura
UFO Prinvess Valkerie - Kazuto/Valkerie
Wolf's Rain - Hige/Blue
X-Men - Gambit/Rogue
Yu Yu Hakusho - Yusuke/Keiko(She's useless. So what?)