The Fabu-licious XIII

I humbly present, more shit. Jokes not included, so now you can not laugh in half the average time.

Really starting to get back into Kingdom Hearts. I'm such a whore for it(no sense in denying that). I blame my undying love for Disney(and I mean Classic!Disney, not Hannah Montana!Disney). Between the US release of Re:CoM('bout damn time) and the upcoming prequels in Japan, I'm pretty damn psyched.

I'm especially looking forward to 358/2 Days, as I had really wanted to see more of Organization XIII and be able to play as Roxas more. Nothing against Sora, he's awesome, but playing as him gets old. Plus, it gives me more opportunities relentlessly mock Axel. He's one of my favorite characters, but let's face it, his... "questionable behavior" in KH2 put him at the top of the FABULOUS~ Meter. Just above Lance Bass voiced!Sephiroth, but below Marluxia and Peter Pan.

"HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE A HEART!" ~

Xion not included. Because she just fucking sucks.


_{Xemnas - RAINBOW~ ...That is all.
Xigbar - Fulfilling his manifest destiny.
Xaldin - ...I was watching the original Halloween when sketching him and couldn't stop thinking about knives...
Vexen - Just gave him the most miserable expression I could come up with.
Lexaeus - He's just pissed because his hair looks like Cheetos... Mmm... Cheetos...
Zexion - Reading "How to Cope With Being a Young Boy in an Organization of Possible Pedophiles... For Dummies!"
Saïx - Couldn't find his heart, so he bought one. Gotta love Mexico. You can buy anything...
Axel - "Got it memorized?" pose gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
Demyx - Or, as I like to call him, "RUN, RUN AWAY~!"
Luxord - You're supposed to take the Jokers out of the deck.
Marluxia - Just made him as girly as possible.
Larxene - Same as Mar-Mar.
Roxas: DO NOT WANT}

Rant/Moral of the Picture: No, seriously, what is the purpose of Xion? She's a living embodiment of every Mary-Sue to plague KH fanfiction. The fact that she's Number 14 in an Organization named 13 alone is enough to set off the Bullshit-Meter.

_{-The way she's BFF's with Roxas and Axel despite their never giving any indicatins to having a third friend("OMFGCOMEBACK!").
-The way Riku's all concerned and worried about her and she doesn't know why("LOLWAIDYUHELPMEH?IMNOONESPESHAL").
-The way her role in the game is described as "tragic but brave"("ONOESHOODAHECKMAI?! BAWWWW...").}

She can even use the goddamn Keyblade. I don't know about the rest of you, but I call shenanigans. Shenanigans, I say! I am not the type to needlessly bash female characters(in fact, I usually end up being one of the people defending them), but in this case, I believe any grief Xion gets from fans is completely founded and deserved.

PS: See? I can bitch about series other than Naruto.