Team Hebi: Psycho Squad

EDIT: Colors added. I TOLD you they'd be revealed the very next chapter after I submitted this. I don't know what Kishimoto was smoking when he decided on these colors, but I freakin' want some. I should've called this "Team Hebi: Hippie Squad". Seriously, when I first saw their colors, I think Karin's hair made me go blind a second(how that color is closer to black than white on the monochrome beats the hell outta me...). I officially I think Kishimoto's TRYING to make Karin a Pre-Timeskip Sakura Clone(that hair proves it). Heh. Juugo almost has the same hair color as me.

Colors aside... As soon as Suigetsu was revealed and Sasuke said they still had to get two more teammates, my first thought was "If they're half as big freaks as this guy, Akatsuki has some serious competish..." Well, when Karin and Juugo were shown I realized they weren't so much freaks... They were just straight up f**king crazy. I mean come on. Suigetsu's practically a nudist, Karin is the second coming of Pre-Timeskip Sakura, and Juugo... Don't even get me started with Juugo. Eh-yup, they're all fresh off the funny farm... *Sings along with Juugo* Freakin' love that song.