NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 4

Kakashi's House of Pancakes

Hinata: "Oh my! What happened?!" (Inner Hinata: Sucker!)

Naruto: "Well. You're not gonna believe this, but apparently some crazy person burned my house down then tried to smash what was left of it with a hammer!"

Hinata: "Oh! How awful! Of course you can stay here!" (Inner Hinata: Damn. I forgot about the hammer…)

Naruto: "Eh-heh... Thanks..."

-Both go inside-

Naruto: "Wow. Big place you got here."

Kakashi: "I get to sleep in the attic!"

Naruto: "Oh... That's right... You're here too..."

Kakashi: "Anyway... What the hell do you horny kids want?!"

Hinata: "Uh... ...Dinner?" (Inner Hinata: Psycho...)

Kakashi: "Oh... Follow me!" -Runs with arms out in the air while imitating airplane noises- "WHEEE!"

Naruto & Hinata: -Sweatdrops-

-In the kitchen-

Kakashi: "Dinner's almost ready!" -Making pancakes-

Naruto: "Kakashi?! You cook now?!"

Kakashi: "The evil monkey said a hobby might be therapeutic!"

Neji: -Walks in- "EH?! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!" -Pointing at Naruto-

Naruto: "Oh crap!" -Hides under the table-

Hinata: "His house burned down so he's going to be staying with us for a while." (Inner Hinata: Oh shut up Neji, you fucking fagot!)

Neji: "Hmph! Fine! But what is HE doing here?!" -Points to Kakashi-

Kakashi: "What are you, blind?! I'm making pancakes of course! Dummy!"

Neji: "I'M NOT FUCKING BLI-! Oh, I give up..." -Shlumps over-

Hinata: "He... uh got kicked out of his apartment..."

Neji: "Gah... Fine! But HE'S paying rent!"

Kakashi: "Fuck that! I'm making dinner! It's a new business! Kakashi's House of Pancakes! KHOP!"

Naruto, Hinata, and Neji: -Sweatdrops-

Neji: "Okay! Fine! Don't pay rent!" -Under breath- "Fucking freeloader..."

Hinata: "Same goes for you Naruto. You can stay as long as you want. No Rent needed." (Inner Hinata: I'll find... OTHER methods of payment...)

Kakashi: "Must... make... more... pancakes!" -Kakashi runs off to build a pancake house where Naruto's house used to be-

-Later in the kitchen-

Kakashi: "FINISHED!"

Neji: "You finally finished the pancakes?"

Kakashi: "No! Dummy! I finished my own pancake house!"

Naruto, Hinata, & Neji: -Staring blankly-

Neji: "I've suddenly lost my appetite..."

Naruto: "Ditto..."

Hinata: "I'm gonna go take a shower... Naruto feel free to make yourself at home." (Inner Hinata: Or come up and join me!) -Heads upstairs-

Naruto: "Okay..." -Goes to watch TV-

-A little later. Outside Hinata's room. Gaara is looking though the window at his newest "learning material"-

Gaara: -In a tree with goggles- "That's it baby... Take that bra off nice and slow like Gaara likes it..."

Kakashi: "Pancake Style! Anti-Pervert-Jutsu!"

-A pancake hits Gaara's goggles and he falls out of the tree-

Gaara: -Gets up- "What was that for?! Gaara was only trying to learn!"

Kakashi: "A likely story!"

Gaara: "Gaara's cable went out! Gaara was trying to watch the History Channel through his goggles! Gaara swears it!"

Kakashi: "Tell it to the pancakes! You were watching Hinata shower!"

Gaara: "Gaara was not!"

Kakashi: "The pancakes don't lie!"

-While Kakashi is taking care of Gaara. Naruto has fallen asleep in front of the TV and snoring quite loudly-

Hinata: -Comes out wearing nothing but a half opened bathrobe- "Oh Naruto..." (Inner Hinata: He's so fucking sexy when he's asleep!)

Naruto: -Sleep talking- "That's my ramen..."

Hinata: "Naruto..." -Lowers face to Naruto's- (This... could be my only chance...)

Hinata: -Blushing like crazy. About to kiss him- "..." -Gulp- (Here I go...)

Kakashi: "Pancake Style! Anti-Underage-Baby-Making-Jutsu!"

-A pancake hits Hinata in the face knocking her backwards-

Hinata: "W... why...?" -About to cry- (Inner Hinata: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU CRAZY-ASS-PANCAKE-LOVING-FREAK!!!)

Neji: -Comes out carrying a bag of potato chips- "What the fuck is it with you and pancakes?"

Kakashi: -Fire in eyes- "NEVER mock the power of the pancakes!"

Neji: -Sweatdrops- "Whatever nut-job..." -Sees Hinata on the floor half-passed out and naked- "You MIGHT wanna cover up before you boyfriend wakes up..." -Eats a potato chip-

Hinata: "S-shut up Neji!" -Ties up bathrobe- (Inner Hinata: Blind bastard!)

Naruto: -Wakes up and yawns- "What time is it?"

Kakashi: "Time for pancakes!"

Naruto: "I'm uhh... Not hungry..." -Sees Hinata in a bathrobe- "You should really cover up..." -Turns away-

Hinata: "Eh-heh-heh... Yes... I'll get right on that..." (Inner Hinata: Don't look away! Look at me! Please! Look at me! LET ME FEEL YOUR EYES ON MY SKIN! PLEASE, LOOK AT ME!!!)

-Knock at the door-

Kakashi: "Oh! I wonder who that could be? SLAVE!" -Claps hands-

Iruka: -Suddenly appears out of nowhere- "What...?"

Kakashi: "Get the door please!"

Iruka: "Lazy fucking bastard..." -Opens door and disappears-

Lee: -Walks in- "Hi everyone!"

Naruto: "Bushy-Brows?"

Neji: "Lee? What are you doing here?"

Hinata: (Inner Hinata: All these fucking interruptions! I need something to eat!) -Grabs a pancake from Kakashi's tray and starts eating-

Kakashi: "I'll bet you've come to offer me a marketing deal for KHOP! Is that right?"

Lee: "Uh... No. I've just come to tell you all the great news!"

Kakashi: "No pancake...?" -About to cry-

Neji: "And what's the great news?'"

Lee: -Clears throat- "Gai-sensei and I... ARE GETTING MARRIED!" -Squeal-

Naruto & Neji: -Staring blankly

Hinata: -Choking on fork-

Kakashi: "Uhh... Pancake...?"

TO BE CONTINUED...