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NARUTO: OSOoC - Chapter 17
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Deidara: -Watching TV, flipping channels-
On TV: -Random Politician rapping- "Tell me what is your name?!" Karl Rove: "I'm Emcee Rove!"
Deidara: ".....HOW has America not gotten wiped off the face of the earth?" -Changes channel-
Iruka: "Yarr... Me pirate sense be tingling..."
-Doorbell rings-
Pein: "I'll get it..." -Open door- "May I help y-"
Sakura: -Busts in and starts strangling the Leader- "WHERE IS HE, YOU FREAK?!"
Zabuza: "SAKU-SAKU! YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES! I'M RIGHT HERE, MY LOVE!"
Sakura: "NOT YOU YA UGLY-ASS ZOMBIE! GO FUCK OROCHIMARU OR THAT BITCH FROM ‘INUYASHA‘! THEY'RE BOTH ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY! NOW YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Zabuza: "...I'm gonna go cry..."
Pein: "CAN'T... BREATH..."
Sakura: "THEN START TALKING!!!"
Pein: "GAH... NARUTO! SOMEONE’S HERE TO SEE YOU!!!"
Naruto: -Peeks out from the closet- "Huh?"
Zabuza: -Snicker- "He's coming out of the closet."
Sakura: "NARUTOOOOO!" -Runs towards him overdramatically in slow motion-
Zabuza: -Throws a shoe at Sakura-
Sakura: -Stops- ...
Zabuza: "Uh-oh."
Sakura: -Turns around slowly- "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!" -Fire in eyes-
Zabuza: "Can zombies crap themselves? I just did."
Sakura: "DIE!!!" -Chases after Zabuza with a battle axe-
Naruto: -Hides in the corner-
Everyone else: -Watching-
Kisame: "As scary as this is, it could be worse."
-Suigetsu and Karin suddenly walk in-
Suigetsu: "HI DADDY! WE NEED A PLACE TO STAY! THE HAPPY PLACE KICKED US OUT!"
Itachi: "You just had to say something..."
Karin: -Sniffle- "All we wanted was better rape treatment and this is what we get! It's not fair!"
Suigetsu: "Don't worry! We'll still make it! We'll stay here for a while and start up the dolly shop, rape each other, and we'll be back on our feet in no time!"
Sakura: "Yeah, right, good for you. Now where'd Naruto go?"
Naruto: -Cowering in the corner-
Sakura: "There you are!" -Resumes running overdramatically in slow motion-
Zabuza: -Throws another shoe at Sakura-
Sakura: "DOES SOMEONE HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!?!"
Zabuza: -Whistling inconspicuously and pointing at Suigetsu-
Sakura: "GRR..." -Starts to walk towards Suigetsu-
Suigetsu: -Smiles and starts walking toward Sakura with a knife- "DOLLYYYYY..."
Sakura: "OH YOU WANNA PLAY BITCH?! LET'S PLAY!"
Suigetsu: -Swings arms in the blink of an eye-
Sakura: -Cut on the cheek- "...Uh... Mummy?" -Cowers in the corner with Naruto-
Suigetsu: "OOOHHH... YAY! TWO DOLLIES!"
Iruka: "Yarr. Now wait a minute. Naruto be like me son, so..." -Blocks Suigetsu with a harpoon-
Suigetsu: "You can't always protect him."
Iruka: "Arr... But I CAN kick YER booty."
Suigetsu: "Yeah right! I'm a higher rank than you."
Iruka: "Arr. Perhaps. But yer not a pirate!"
Suigetsu: "Hmph... I'll get different dollies..."
Ino: -Busts down the door-
Pein: "BITCH! YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!"
Sakura: "Ino?! What are you doing here?! Did you come to help with the rescue?!"
Ino: "LYKE NO! I HEARD SHIKAMARU TALKING TO SOME SKANK ON THE PHONE SO I'M GOING THROUGH EVERY BUILDING UNTIL I FIND THE BITCH!"
Sakura: "You're on Shikamaru now? Jeez girl, you're after a different guy every week. Make up your damn mind."
Ino: "OH YOU SHOULD TALK ! You damn hypocrite. I HAVE made up my mind! This time I'm sticking to Shikamaru! At least I'm going for a guy who doesn't run away from me!"
Zabuza: "PMS much?"
Sakura: "HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY! AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED HIM!"
Ino: "Pttf. More like let them kidnap him!"
Deidara: "Come to think of it, the brat didn't put up much of a fight."
Sakura: "Whatever! That doesn't mean he wanted to get away from me! He could've wanted rid of Hinata! Or Sasuke! Isn't that right Naruto?!"
Naruto: -Fallen asleep and snoring-
Karin: -Right behind Ino- "Hello ma'am! Would you like to buy a dolly? We can get you one of anybody!"
Ino: "Step off freak!"
Suigetsu: -Cuts off a bunch of Ino's hair-
Ino: "OH HELL NO!!! "
Suigetsu & Karin: -Run out the door-
Ino: -Chasing them-
Suigetsu: "YAY! SHE'S GONNA BEAT US UP! MAYBE WE SHOULD HIRE HER WHEN WE START OUR NEW HAPPY PLACE!"
Karin: "YEAH! AND MAYBE IF WE ASK NICELY SHE'LL RAPE US TOO!"
Ino: -Grabs Suigetsu by the face and slams him into the ground- "YOU'RE NEXT BITCH!!!"
Karin: "Goody, goody gumdrops!"
Ino: -Tosses her up in the sky then waits 'til she falls back down and drop kicks her in the stomach while still in mid-air-
Suigetsu & Karin: -Both laying face down on the ground-
Ino: "Yeah! Take THAT sucka!"
Karin: -Hops right back up; bleeding from the mouth- "Thank you, sir! May I have another, sir?!"
Ino: -Jumps in the air then kicks her face-first into the ground-
Karin: -Hops right back up- "Thank you, sir! May I have another, sir?!"
Ino: -Dropkick-
Suigetsu: "What about me old lady?!"
Ino: -Kicks him in the crotch-
-5 Hours Later-
Ino: -Breathing heavily-
Suigetsu: -Bleeding from every orifice- "AGAIN! AGAIN!" -Claps hands-
Karin: -Neck broken- "IT'S JUST LIKE OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY"
All the Akatsuki: -Watching and eating popcorn-
Ino: -Punching them slowly- "WHY..." -Pant- "WON'T" -Pant- "THEY" -Pant- "DIE?!"
Kisame: "Oh. They're so crazy they're developed beyond pain. Ya can't hurt the little freaks. Basically every time you hit them, you're taking them to Disney World."
Ino: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SO I JUST WASTED ALL THAT TIME?! UGH..." -Passes out-
Suigetsu: "Aw... Looks like she's all tired out."
Karin: "But it was great! I think she broke the Tooth Fairy's record!" -Disappears along with Suigetsu-
Sakura: "Whoa. Poor Ino. Hmm... Now what'd I come here for again?"
Naruto: "..." -Standing right next to her-
Sakura: "Oh well! I'm sure it'll come to me!" -Disappears-
Naruto: -Staring blankly- "...She... can't really be that dumb... Can she?"
Pein: "Apparently she can. Back to the closet."
-Meanwhile Suigetsu and Karin are walking through Konoha-
???: -Up on the roofs watching them- "..." -Talking on cell phone- "Master. I've located the targets."
???: -Mysterious British voice- "Excellent. Proceed as planned."
Tenten: -Appears in front of Suigetsu and Karin- "Hello!"
Karin: "AHAHAHAHAHA! Her hair looks like two potatoes!"
Suigetsu: -Drooling on Tenten's hair-
Tenten: "How would you both like to be rich?"
Karin: -Gasp- "Then we could start our dolly shop and make our new Happy Place! What do we have to do Mrs. Potato Head?!"
Tenten: "Just follow me!"
Karin: -Follows-
Suigetsu: -Follows while drooling on her hair-
-A while later, at KHOP-
Tenten: "Here we are!" -Is now covered in drool-
Suigetsu & Karin: "YAY!!!" -All go up on the roof-
???: "Glad you could join us." -Turns around in a chair overdramatically-
Suigetsu: "OHMYGOD IT'S CATMAN!"
Karin: "OHMYGOD WILL YOU SIGN MY BOOBS?!"
Tenten: "Master! You didn't tell me you were a singer!"
Kankurou: -British accent- "Agh." -Facepalm- "NO... I am not 'Catman.' I am Kankurou or as some may know me better. 'The Dot.' I am an international thief and have robbed from some of the richest people in the world, including Bill Gates, Oprah, and the guy who invented musical toothbrushes."
Suigetsu: "You would make a great dolly!"
Kankurou: -Sigh- "Look. I've brought you here because I have a business proposition and stupid people like you are cheap to hire and easy to manipulate. Apprentice. Explain my offer."
Tenten: "Ahhh..." -Watching a butterfly- "I'm sorry, what'd you say?"
Kankurou: -Sweatdrops- "Forget it." (Stupid bloody whore...) "I would like for you to start working for me. You'll receive 20% of all the profits you make for me."
Karin: "YAY! CATMAN IS GOING TO PAY US FISH AND RAPE US!"
Kankurou: "I said nothing even remotely close to that you insufferable little- Ugh..." (Calm down. Just remember, it's idiots or Mexicans...)
Suigetsu: "So who do we have to kill?"
Kankurou: "No killing. Just stealing."
Karin: "Awww... Do we at least get beat up?"
Kankurou: "If you get caught, then quite possibly, but make sure to get the money first."
Suigetsu & Karin: "OKAY CATMAN!"
Kankurou: "I'm not bloody Cat-!"
Temari: -From the ground- "KANKUROU! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Kankurou: "Ugh... Drama class, don't fail me now..." -Looks down from the roof- "AHEM..." -Without accent- "DOT! DOT! DOT! Duh, I'm up here!"
Temari: "Well, get down from there! It's getting dark out! It's past your bedtime!"
Kankurou: "DOT! OKAY!" -Turns around- “AHEM…” -With accent- "It's time I be going. Apprentice! Make sure and give them a business card. Cheerio!" -Jumps down-
Tenten: -Pulls out business cards from her bra- "We'll be in contact." -Disappears-
Suigetsu: "YAY!!! WE'RE WORKING FOR CATMAN! JUST LIKE ROBIN!"
Karin: “YAY! WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE RAPED BY A GUY IN A RUBBER SUIT!”
-Inside KHOP-
Kakashi: -Banging on the ceiling with a broom- "Quiet up there! Damn raccoons... "
TO BE CONTINUED...
Deidara: -Watching TV, flipping channels-
On TV: -Random Politician rapping- "Tell me what is your name?!" Karl Rove: "I'm Emcee Rove!"
Deidara: ".....HOW has America not gotten wiped off the face of the earth?" -Changes channel-
Iruka: "Yarr... Me pirate sense be tingling..."
-Doorbell rings-
Pein: "I'll get it..." -Open door- "May I help y-"
Sakura: -Busts in and starts strangling the Leader- "WHERE IS HE, YOU FREAK?!"
Zabuza: "SAKU-SAKU! YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES! I'M RIGHT HERE, MY LOVE!"
Sakura: "NOT YOU YA UGLY-ASS ZOMBIE! GO FUCK OROCHIMARU OR THAT BITCH FROM ‘INUYASHA‘! THEY'RE BOTH ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY! NOW YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Zabuza: "...I'm gonna go cry..."
Pein: "CAN'T... BREATH..."
Sakura: "THEN START TALKING!!!"
Pein: "GAH... NARUTO! SOMEONE’S HERE TO SEE YOU!!!"
Naruto: -Peeks out from the closet- "Huh?"
Zabuza: -Snicker- "He's coming out of the closet."
Sakura: "NARUTOOOOO!" -Runs towards him overdramatically in slow motion-
Zabuza: -Throws a shoe at Sakura-
Sakura: -Stops- ...
Zabuza: "Uh-oh."
Sakura: -Turns around slowly- "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!" -Fire in eyes-
Zabuza: "Can zombies crap themselves? I just did."
Sakura: "DIE!!!" -Chases after Zabuza with a battle axe-
Naruto: -Hides in the corner-
Everyone else: -Watching-
Kisame: "As scary as this is, it could be worse."
-Suigetsu and Karin suddenly walk in-
Suigetsu: "HI DADDY! WE NEED A PLACE TO STAY! THE HAPPY PLACE KICKED US OUT!"
Itachi: "You just had to say something..."
Karin: -Sniffle- "All we wanted was better rape treatment and this is what we get! It's not fair!"
Suigetsu: "Don't worry! We'll still make it! We'll stay here for a while and start up the dolly shop, rape each other, and we'll be back on our feet in no time!"
Sakura: "Yeah, right, good for you. Now where'd Naruto go?"
Naruto: -Cowering in the corner-
Sakura: "There you are!" -Resumes running overdramatically in slow motion-
Zabuza: -Throws another shoe at Sakura-
Sakura: "DOES SOMEONE HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!?!"
Zabuza: -Whistling inconspicuously and pointing at Suigetsu-
Sakura: "GRR..." -Starts to walk towards Suigetsu-
Suigetsu: -Smiles and starts walking toward Sakura with a knife- "DOLLYYYYY..."
Sakura: "OH YOU WANNA PLAY BITCH?! LET'S PLAY!"
Suigetsu: -Swings arms in the blink of an eye-
Sakura: -Cut on the cheek- "...Uh... Mummy?" -Cowers in the corner with Naruto-
Suigetsu: "OOOHHH... YAY! TWO DOLLIES!"
Iruka: "Yarr. Now wait a minute. Naruto be like me son, so..." -Blocks Suigetsu with a harpoon-
Suigetsu: "You can't always protect him."
Iruka: "Arr... But I CAN kick YER booty."
Suigetsu: "Yeah right! I'm a higher rank than you."
Iruka: "Arr. Perhaps. But yer not a pirate!"
Suigetsu: "Hmph... I'll get different dollies..."
Ino: -Busts down the door-
Pein: "BITCH! YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!"
Sakura: "Ino?! What are you doing here?! Did you come to help with the rescue?!"
Ino: "LYKE NO! I HEARD SHIKAMARU TALKING TO SOME SKANK ON THE PHONE SO I'M GOING THROUGH EVERY BUILDING UNTIL I FIND THE BITCH!"
Sakura: "You're on Shikamaru now? Jeez girl, you're after a different guy every week. Make up your damn mind."
Ino: "OH YOU SHOULD TALK ! You damn hypocrite. I HAVE made up my mind! This time I'm sticking to Shikamaru! At least I'm going for a guy who doesn't run away from me!"
Zabuza: "PMS much?"
Sakura: "HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY! AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED HIM!"
Ino: "Pttf. More like let them kidnap him!"
Deidara: "Come to think of it, the brat didn't put up much of a fight."
Sakura: "Whatever! That doesn't mean he wanted to get away from me! He could've wanted rid of Hinata! Or Sasuke! Isn't that right Naruto?!"
Naruto: -Fallen asleep and snoring-
Karin: -Right behind Ino- "Hello ma'am! Would you like to buy a dolly? We can get you one of anybody!"
Ino: "Step off freak!"
Suigetsu: -Cuts off a bunch of Ino's hair-
Ino: "OH HELL NO!!! "
Suigetsu & Karin: -Run out the door-
Ino: -Chasing them-
Suigetsu: "YAY! SHE'S GONNA BEAT US UP! MAYBE WE SHOULD HIRE HER WHEN WE START OUR NEW HAPPY PLACE!"
Karin: "YEAH! AND MAYBE IF WE ASK NICELY SHE'LL RAPE US TOO!"
Ino: -Grabs Suigetsu by the face and slams him into the ground- "YOU'RE NEXT BITCH!!!"
Karin: "Goody, goody gumdrops!"
Ino: -Tosses her up in the sky then waits 'til she falls back down and drop kicks her in the stomach while still in mid-air-
Suigetsu & Karin: -Both laying face down on the ground-
Ino: "Yeah! Take THAT sucka!"
Karin: -Hops right back up; bleeding from the mouth- "Thank you, sir! May I have another, sir?!"
Ino: -Jumps in the air then kicks her face-first into the ground-
Karin: -Hops right back up- "Thank you, sir! May I have another, sir?!"
Ino: -Dropkick-
Suigetsu: "What about me old lady?!"
Ino: -Kicks him in the crotch-
-5 Hours Later-
Ino: -Breathing heavily-
Suigetsu: -Bleeding from every orifice- "AGAIN! AGAIN!" -Claps hands-
Karin: -Neck broken- "IT'S JUST LIKE OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY"
All the Akatsuki: -Watching and eating popcorn-
Ino: -Punching them slowly- "WHY..." -Pant- "WON'T" -Pant- "THEY" -Pant- "DIE?!"
Kisame: "Oh. They're so crazy they're developed beyond pain. Ya can't hurt the little freaks. Basically every time you hit them, you're taking them to Disney World."
Ino: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SO I JUST WASTED ALL THAT TIME?! UGH..." -Passes out-
Suigetsu: "Aw... Looks like she's all tired out."
Karin: "But it was great! I think she broke the Tooth Fairy's record!" -Disappears along with Suigetsu-
Sakura: "Whoa. Poor Ino. Hmm... Now what'd I come here for again?"
Naruto: "..." -Standing right next to her-
Sakura: "Oh well! I'm sure it'll come to me!" -Disappears-
Naruto: -Staring blankly- "...She... can't really be that dumb... Can she?"
Pein: "Apparently she can. Back to the closet."
-Meanwhile Suigetsu and Karin are walking through Konoha-
???: -Up on the roofs watching them- "..." -Talking on cell phone- "Master. I've located the targets."
???: -Mysterious British voice- "Excellent. Proceed as planned."
Tenten: -Appears in front of Suigetsu and Karin- "Hello!"
Karin: "AHAHAHAHAHA! Her hair looks like two potatoes!"
Suigetsu: -Drooling on Tenten's hair-
Tenten: "How would you both like to be rich?"
Karin: -Gasp- "Then we could start our dolly shop and make our new Happy Place! What do we have to do Mrs. Potato Head?!"
Tenten: "Just follow me!"
Karin: -Follows-
Suigetsu: -Follows while drooling on her hair-
-A while later, at KHOP-
Tenten: "Here we are!" -Is now covered in drool-
Suigetsu & Karin: "YAY!!!" -All go up on the roof-
???: "Glad you could join us." -Turns around in a chair overdramatically-
Suigetsu: "OHMYGOD IT'S CATMAN!"
Karin: "OHMYGOD WILL YOU SIGN MY BOOBS?!"
Tenten: "Master! You didn't tell me you were a singer!"
Kankurou: -British accent- "Agh." -Facepalm- "NO... I am not 'Catman.' I am Kankurou or as some may know me better. 'The Dot.' I am an international thief and have robbed from some of the richest people in the world, including Bill Gates, Oprah, and the guy who invented musical toothbrushes."
Suigetsu: "You would make a great dolly!"
Kankurou: -Sigh- "Look. I've brought you here because I have a business proposition and stupid people like you are cheap to hire and easy to manipulate. Apprentice. Explain my offer."
Tenten: "Ahhh..." -Watching a butterfly- "I'm sorry, what'd you say?"
Kankurou: -Sweatdrops- "Forget it." (Stupid bloody whore...) "I would like for you to start working for me. You'll receive 20% of all the profits you make for me."
Karin: "YAY! CATMAN IS GOING TO PAY US FISH AND RAPE US!"
Kankurou: "I said nothing even remotely close to that you insufferable little- Ugh..." (Calm down. Just remember, it's idiots or Mexicans...)
Suigetsu: "So who do we have to kill?"
Kankurou: "No killing. Just stealing."
Karin: "Awww... Do we at least get beat up?"
Kankurou: "If you get caught, then quite possibly, but make sure to get the money first."
Suigetsu & Karin: "OKAY CATMAN!"
Kankurou: "I'm not bloody Cat-!"
Temari: -From the ground- "KANKUROU! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Kankurou: "Ugh... Drama class, don't fail me now..." -Looks down from the roof- "AHEM..." -Without accent- "DOT! DOT! DOT! Duh, I'm up here!"
Temari: "Well, get down from there! It's getting dark out! It's past your bedtime!"
Kankurou: "DOT! OKAY!" -Turns around- “AHEM…” -With accent- "It's time I be going. Apprentice! Make sure and give them a business card. Cheerio!" -Jumps down-
Tenten: -Pulls out business cards from her bra- "We'll be in contact." -Disappears-
Suigetsu: "YAY!!! WE'RE WORKING FOR CATMAN! JUST LIKE ROBIN!"
Karin: “YAY! WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE RAPED BY A GUY IN A RUBBER SUIT!”
-Inside KHOP-
Kakashi: -Banging on the ceiling with a broom- "Quiet up there! Damn raccoons... "
TO BE CONTINUED...
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I must ask, why does kankurou say DOT before he speaks