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400 - Just When You Think it Can't Get Worse.

Journal Entry: Fri May 16, 2008, 12:01 PM
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Weird Al - Polka Party!
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  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade
...It does.

Usually, this is the time of week I'd sit down and give a review for the latest Naruto chapter, but really... what's the point anymore?

You all have followed my journals long enough to already know exactly what I think of this chapter.

This series has gone from enjoyable, to mildly annoying, to unbearable and abysmal. And I cannot, for the life of me, figure out anything that could pull it out of this ditch.

As things stand, not even ceasing the Uchiha-centric BS would be enough to return this series to it's former greatness.

So what am I saying? Am I saying I'm quitting the manga?

No. No, I am not, and I'll tell you why.

1: I'm a glutton for punishment(no use in denying it)
2: I still have several bets to fulfill involving the outcome of the series(namely the final pairings and Obitobi)

I'll continue to read it, write journals bitching about it, and even parody it with shitty comics. But my heart will definitely no longer be in it. This now sorry excuse for manga has disappointed me more than the United States government(and that’s saying a lot).

Apparently, when you write the most popular manga in the world(real good judgment on that one, world), after so many chapters you don't even need to try anymore.

Disagree with me, talk about how this was the greatest chapter ever and how you love the Uchiha’s backstory. You won’t get a response as I don’t care anymore.

With that, it's time for a rant. Something that's been pissing me off for a while, but this chapter was the final nail in the coffin.

Warning. The following rant contains excessive cursing. More excessive than usual. So if you are easily offended, fuck off.

Remember back in the old days? When villains in fiction were homicidal maniacs who committed crimes and killed people just for the fun of it?

Yeah, what the SHIT happened to that?

No. Really. I'm not just asking for sarcastic effect. What the hell happened?

Look at your typical villain now. It’s the same story EVERY FUCKING TIME...

1: Dude’s mama/papa dies and/or gets raped
2: Dude goes emo
3: “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!”
4: Dude becomes a villain
5: Dude gets his ass kicked by the hero
6: Hero makes dude see the error of his ways
7: Dude becomes good guy or turns out to have really been a good all along
8: Dude dies an honorable death for the sake of the hero; making him an hero, too.

“Oh! But giving the villains a sad background makes them more three-dimensional and helps people understand them better!” FUCK NO.

I do NOT want some pissant little shits committing mass genocide because their daddies didn’t love them enough.

I WANT BATSHIT INSANE VILLAINS WHO GOT SENT TO INSANE ASYLUM WHEN THEY WERE FOUR FOR BLOWING UP SQUIRRELS, KILL PEOPLE TO GET A JOLLY AND LICK THE BLOOD OFF THEIR HANDS AFTER MUTILATING THE VICTIMS BODIES.

I am SICK of this shit. Suddenly EVERY villain has to have an excuse. If villains have excuses, WELL THAT DOESN’T MAKE THEM VILLAINS, NOW DOES IT?! It makes them HEROES acting out for attention.

/End Rant/

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 12 minutes 59 seconds ago
My thought on the last panel...

"...Huh... Sasuke looks fatter..."

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~alastor999:iconalastor999: 14 minutes 44 seconds ago
Another thing about this week's chapter... that last page with Sasuke all wide eyed made me think, "is it just me.... or did Tobi/Madara (Obito!) manage to make Sasuke even MORE emo just now?.."
=BloodlustBakura:iconBloodlustBakura: 2 hours 26 minutes ago
:cries: but that was to lengthen the gap for the manga to get ahead!!!

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~ChildOfAnime:iconChildOfAnime: 2 hours 28 minutes ago
True

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 4 hours 11 minutes ago
I'm not sure if Konan and Pein can qualify... Pein in particular. Judging from Jiraiya's flashbacks, he might have quite the emo past.

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~AquaKacheek:iconAquaKacheek: 4 hours 47 minutes ago
O I read your journal,
It seems like The only bad guys in the Akatsukis are Hidan kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Kisame, And probraly Konan and Pein

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 5 hours 19 minutes ago
That wouldn't surprise...

The fillers should last at least 30 episodes, seeing as they dedicated entire opening themes and they run for 30 episodes each.

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 5 hours 21 minutes ago
LOL I'm not even watching the fillers, do I have no clue what's going on.

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~AquaKacheek:iconAquaKacheek: 7 hours 8 minutes ago
Ah alright, Thanks

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~AquaKacheek:iconAquaKacheek: 7 hours 8 minutes ago
Uhg, I don't think they'll be that cruel ><

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~AquaKacheek:iconAquaKacheek: 7 hours 8 minutes ago
I hope I am, But to see Naruto, How many Fillers did they do from Naruto vs Sasuke to the time where Naruto leaves Konoha with Jiraya?

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~Needing-Recognition:iconNeeding-Recognition: 7 hours 29 minutes ago Mood: Humor
^^ my Brawl code

2964-8910-0158

hope to batttle ya some time

lets see if your as good with your controoler as you are with your keyboared XD
~Mrfipp:iconMrfipp: 9 hours 58 minutes ago
Chap 400 already? Where does the time go? I wonder how the next 100 will go? And like you, I also have one or two betting pools going on on where this manga will be going. (is waiting to see 450)

And still no name for the 2nd! I need to know that guys name!
Tom: You know it's Senju.
Fipp: Yeah! That's becuase he's the first's brother! SO of course they would have to same name!
Tom: Why are you so uptight?
Fipp(armscrossed): British basatrd.

The only part of this chapter I liked was the fact that Sasuke is only a few chapters away from a mental breakdown!

And Tobi's other mask and clothes, those were cool looking, he had Madara hair!

Please be well

Mrfipp

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~DN-Naruto:iconDN-Naruto: 10 hours 42 minutes ago
i love your rants, there awsome! i hope you make more. :3
GOOO NARUSAKU!!
you dont have to do this but just a sugestion, you might want to have Kakashi ranting on about kakashi/sakura?
like seriously i dont think thats ever going to happen! o_o"
or even Sai ranting on about something lol it would be funny to see you do a kyubi rant xD
well i just gotta say i love your work! keep it up. ^_^
btw i havent seen much of shippuden <-- i probobly spelt that wrong but from what iv seen in AMVs n such Sai is very mean! T_T lol just sayin ^^'
gosh i have so many more ideas for your rants, im sorry im going to shut it now! heh-heh! its your work, not mine *runs away*
"GO NARUSAKU"

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=BloodlustBakura:iconBloodlustBakura: 11 hours 38 minutes ago
You sure as hell better be joking about that 60+ filler episodes before we get to the Immortals Arc

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=BloodlustBakura:iconBloodlustBakura: 11 hours 39 minutes ago
:lmao: so THAT'S why I haven't seen anything good from you in a while

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~ChildOfAnime:iconChildOfAnime: 11 hours 49 minutes ago
I am under the impression that the producers of Naruto and Bleach get together and decide to do fillers at the same time just to torment use. Hopefully the fillers wont last longer then 20 episodes.

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~AdventGriever:iconAdventGriever: 14 hours 40 minutes ago
The Naruto fillers are, sadly, just to tell us why Chiriku and Asuma are worth so much when Kakuzu goes all Boba Fett. It's explaining why the 12 Ninja Guardians were so important. I'm guessing it's to make Asuma be more important before his inevitable Pwnt from Hidan.
~AquaKacheek:iconAquaKacheek: 22 hours 15 minutes ago
UGH! WTF IS UP WITH NARUTO AND BLEACH NOW?!
Its like everything is up against us.

For Naruto
I told my friends about Hidan and Kakuzu that they wanted to see them for a long time, But NO! We have to wait for another 60 ******* FILLERS JUST TO SEE 2 KICKASS CRIMINALS
And WHEN is the schene were Tobi and Deidara fight the other bijuu?

For Bleach
HOW the HELL did Ichigo and Inoue get out of the place when they can't even defeate Uriquiora (Forgot how ta spell it)! There are 4 other frikin Espadas. I mean COME ON! I wanna see Nel fight that guy. Now (like Naruto) More ******* fillers (Thank god Bleach fillers are shorter, if we're lucky it'll only be 4 painful episodes)

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 22 hours 32 minutes ago
Ah.

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*Novanator:iconNovanator: 22 hours 33 minutes ago
Agreed.

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=lorraine-kristine:iconlorraine-kristine: 22 hours 43 minutes ago
I was being unbelievable unhelpful and annoying that day.

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~1oak:icon1oak: 1 day 3 minutes ago
*sees you leaning on the lever* O_O *trap door under me drops* DAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIITTTT!

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~alastor999:iconalastor999: 1 day 25 minutes ago
Which is exactly why Hidan and Kakuzu are my favorites! One kills just for the thrill of it and the other kills just for the money, simple as that. Though I think Hidan is the most fun to read about, a crazy, homacidal religious fanatic from his introduction right to his defeat. At least the two were consistent from beginning to end.... though I suspect Kishi would've screwed them up if they had lasted beyond beyond one story arc.....