[link] I'VE HAD THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY.
NOW YOU ALL SHALL SUFFER WITH ME.

Fun Fact: Years back, in one stage of my fanfic, before a major rewrite, Kisame was to have the ability to change into a giant shark monster... Why couldn't it have been Kakashi's House of Pancakes?

Kish-Kish, if you're gonna steal from fanfics, at least steal from good ones(is there such a thing?). Or at least not as much from yaoi ones. Naruto is so far up Sasuke's ass he's finding Christmas presents.



Oh lawdy. I was browsing and learned some more of the cast for the Shippuden dub...

I may be a little late on the bandwagon here(keeping up with Naruto news hasn't exactly been on my priority list), so feel free to ignore me if you're already up to speed on the cast announcements.

Zetsu = Roy Mustang / Action Bastard
_{Zetsu is the god damned Batman}

Hidan = Renji / That gay guy from Blood+
_{But... my Hidan pimp jokes... What will happen to them? Unless... GAY PIMP?! DO IT DISNEY. NOW.}

Pain = Schneizel vi Britannia
_{It's lulzy AND ironic! Seriously, when I said his plan was a Code Geass ripoff, I was just joking.}

Tobi = Scott. Fucking. McNeil.
_{In any other case, this would be awesome, but since this is Tobi and... you know what, nevermind. It's still pretty fucking awesome. ...DINOBOT DIED FOR YOUR SINS.}

Also, Sai = That pink-haired Espada whose fight took way too fucking long.
_{I mean, he was 8 for fuck's sake. That's the second weakest if you count Yammy's "I am Espada 0~!" bullshit. What the hell was up with that? Was he that important to the plot? And it took like, 4 people to beat him. 5 if you count Pecshe. No, I am not overreacting. This needs to be addressed. Seriously, that was some ole' bullshit. I am not letting this go. But I digress... I was hoping for Adam Lambert... Now is the time~ Now is the time for miracles~}

Okay, I was already expecting huge lulz for the unavoidable censorship. Then I found out Sasori's voice("I'm a frog...") and started prepping possible parody ideas... And now THIS...

...Do I even need to make fun of these beyond this? I think not.

PS: Is it me, or does it seem like they're trying to make Deidara sound effeminate even though it doesn't work at all with his voice? "Sasori, my man..." I think I even heard them sneak in an "Ooo~" at one point. What the hell? They actually give him a badass, clearly masculine voice, and they wanna ruin it? Not cool, VIZ. Not cool.
PPS: Shame on you too, Disney. You sensor Aqua's back, but Naruto's off-the-charts FABULOUS~ levels are okay? (I think Sasuke's intro gave me AIDS) You need to sort out your priorities.
PPPS: ...This journal turned out a lot more anti-FABULOUS~ then I intended... Please don't bitch at me for it? I'm just an innocent mental patient who doesn't know any better. Honest.
PPPPS: When I go see Avatar, I'm going to peak my head in a theater still playing Twilight and shout "JACOB RAPES BELLA'S BABY." I'll Youtube it for your amusement.
PPPPPS: Seriously, even Hannah Montana hates Twilight. When Hannah. Fucking. Montana. is smart enough to see through this shit, you know something's wrong with the world.
PPPPPPS: 2012 was fucking epic. And I went in expecting another Godzilla. Shame on me.
PPPPPPPS: I don't care what anyone says, I like Roland Emerich's movies. Especially Independence Day.
PPPPPPPPS: Except Godzilla. ("That's a lot of fish")
PPPPPPPPPS: And 10,000 BC
PPPPPPPPPPS: And Stargate.
PPPPPPPPPPPS: Although I haven't actually seen Stargate...
PPPPPPPPPPPPS: WE'VE JUST SET A NEW PS RECORD! KOLACHKI FOR EVERYONE!

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